What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:52

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Dr No
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”